Alright sir, sure I'll have another one, it's carly. Three olives, shake it up, i like it dirty. Tequila for my friend, it makess her flirty. Trust me, I'm the instigator of underwear, showing up here and there. I'm always on a mission from the get go. So what if it's only one o'clock in the afternoon?, it's never too soon to send out all the invitations to the last night of your life.
Lorby, lorby, lorby, I can't help it, I like to party. It's genetic, it's electrifying. Wind me up and watch me go, where she stops nobody knows. A good excuse to be a bad influence on you.
Alright ma'am, calm down, I know your son said he was at my house. He was the captain of the football team but I turned him out. He wasn't the first and he won't be the last. So tone it down, this happens all the time. I'm the story then tell, the alibi. Then wanna go home, I ask them 'why?', it's daylight, not night. Then might need a break from all the real life, get a life. It gets to be too much sometimes. It's never too late to send all the invitations to the last night of your life.
Off to see the doctor, I hope she has a cure, I hope she makes me better. What does that even mean? We don't know!